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 Our shirts are collected from some odd places. Cortez's cave of cold on the Isla De La Muerta is a popular location that we find many of our shirts in. They are also "Donated" to us in tortuga. We have Blocade runners getting the last ones from Port Royal.

          We don't really know who exactly made them, or how these people got so many. Our suppliers never seem to run out of the shirts. Perhaps that is because we haven't sold any shirts, but that is beside the point.

          We only fear one thing, and that is all other ships that have any kind of weaponary. Our ships are only small blocade runners that most of the time fail to run the blocades... But that is also beside the point. We humbaly present to you some of the worst shirts you will ever find due to the fact that most of them have been used in combat, or stayed in the cargo hold with the rats for many years. If you see something on them, we don't know what it is, we don't care, and there are no refunds!!!!!!!